Dext0rSic's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[KONG KICKS ASS]

*GASPS*

I loved the monkey animation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris Tucker Soundboard 1]

Hm...

Well -

Graphics - 0
Style - 0
Sound - 8 (Because quallity was nice)
Violence - 0
Interactivity - 8 (The buttons were ugly, but, hell, they worked)
Humor -2 (Some of the things he said were mildly funny, but I can only give you a 2 because you didn't make up the things.

OVERALL - 4 (I only gave you a 4 because you didn't use enough of Flash for me to even call this a Flash project. If you want to get some more points 'I.E. Graphics, Style, Humor' make a little drawn Chris Tucker that will talk when you hit the button, THAT will get you some nice points!)

[Marvin Spectrum]

It was great, but...

Well, how come when I get it, it takes two points away from me? Shouldn't it me one?

[StickMan Sam - Part 1]

uhh...

I didn't miss once and the thing said I needed to practice my aim.. and, you can shoot while dead....

[RaidenX]

W00T!

I win. =D Great game, but the last boss got really boring... oh well, you still get a 5 because this is the first time that I have played a Flash game long enough to beat it. Good job, I love it!

[Pokemon FU Vr.]

Um... I don't know..

Well, it seams illegal, so I blew the whistle on it, sorry dude, but you took away the whole Pokemon thing, and stole sprites.... By the way, you hideously covered that up... There are sprite move tips and tutorials on Newgrounds, check them out.

TheBlueBullet responds:

Well fuck you buddy ^.^

[KILL THE CLOCK CREW!!!!!!]

Umm...

Honostly, I agree, I hate the clock crew and their damn non-human voice, but seriously, this sucks. I can't vote for you to give anything high, even though it is against my religion to vote bad for something against clock crew, oh well. =P

[Flash Error 2: XTREME]

WTF?

"Heh heh You crack me up. Im sorry that you didnt enjoy something made almost 2 years ago when the standards werent as high and Flash was not as powerful as it is today ^_^ I really am"
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Dude, if you know it sucks, weather or not the "standards werent a high and flash was not as powerful as it is today", then don't submit it! Or, at least, fix it with the new Flash. God damn, did you ever hear of MX? There are free trials dude, go pick one up and fix this piece of crap. Wow, this sucks, I make good stuff, and it gets blammed, and you make a piece of crap that took you - what, 10 minutes? And by the way, fix the picture of Bill Gates, make the explosion look realistic, and maybe it won't get the a crappy rating. "^_^" that, ass whipe!

Terminator responds:

The worst part is- this took far, far longer than ten minutes. Weeks and months were dedicated to this. I was genuinely trying my best. I poured my blood, sweat, and tears into this project for as long as my stamina permitted. My inspiration was drawn from the consequences of a crash in a program. A prompt on a screen, having taken everything away from me in that moment, not only wronged me, but deposited an idea for a game that would fuel my creation of a uniquely artistic and interactive medium . A young boy, inspired not by progress, fame, or potential accolades- instead, a boy fueled by pure revenge. His potentially best work stolen by the ether of technology. What might have lead to salvation, now leads to despair. Thoughts and ideas, lost to world. This work stands as a tribute to my pain.